Ok, Jewish/Seder-loving Whovians. (Jewvians?) This one’s for you… and other people who will find it funny.
Written by me, with help from some amazing friends. Please, feel free to share, just credit when you do.
(To the tune of “Who Knows One.”)
Who knows One? Susan knows One! One is the doctor! One is the doctor! One is the doctor in the 60s in the TARDIS. Dadadadadadada.
Who knows Two? Zoe knows Two. Two looks like a hobo.
One is the doctor! One is the doctor! One is the doctor in the 60s in the TARDIS. Dadadadadadada.
Who knows Three? Sarah Jane knows Three. Three is a dandy.
Two looks like a hobo.
One is the doctor! One is the doctor! One is the doctor in the 60s in the TARDIS. Dadadadadadada.
(Continue in this manner.)
Who knows Four? K-9 knows Four. Four has the scarf.
Who knows Five? Peri knows Five. Five wears a coat with (clap) celery.
Who knows Six? Mel knows Six. Six wears a coat of (clap) motley.
Who knows Seven? Ace knows Seven. Seven didn’t like to fight. (clap clap)
Who knows Eight? Grace knows Eight. Eight had a TV movie.
Who knows Nine? Rose knows Nine. Nine is the man who’s from the North.
Who knows Ten? Donna knows Ten. Ten is the best fucking ever and if you disagree I’ll send weeping angels after you.
Who knows Eleven? Ponds knows Eleven. Eleven thinks that bow ties are cool.
Who knows Twelve? River probably knows Twelve? Twelve is (River voice) Spoilers!
Eleven thinks that bow ties are cool.
Ten is the best fucking ever and if you disagree I’ll send weeping angels after you.
Nine is the man who’s from the North.
Eight had a TV movie.
Seven didn’t like to fight. (Clap clap)
Six wears a coat of (clap) motley.
Five wears a coat with (clap) celery.
Four has the scarf.
Three is a dandy.
Two looks like a hobo.
One is the doctor! One is the doctor! One is the doctor in the 60s in the TARDIS. Dadadadadadada.
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